1. Lithuanians Want to Bottle, Sell You Their Scent

    What does Lithuania smell like, and why in God’s name would anyone want to smell it?

    Three Lithuanian entrepreneurs have created a new national fragrance in an attempt to make “scents” of what they say is a misunderstood country.

    Dainius Rutkauskas and two other friends have created the Lietuvos Kvapas as a novel memory aid.

    They claim the “national perfume” – which is more an air freshener – was a crude attempt to create the “scent of Lithuania”.

    The fragrance combines subtle hints of:

    • Perogi
    • Burning gasoline
    • Vodka
    • Freshly-baked bread
    • Blood
    • Tears
    • Anger

    To form what some are calling “the fragrance that reminded everyone about Lithuania, last week.”

    Also: “They read in their newspapers of Lithuanians committing crimes or doing weird stuff. But we are not criminals or bandits.” And then this.

     
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