September 2011
3 posts
1 tag
Postal Service Launches TV Ad Campaign to Remind...
What do you do when your industry is dying, quickly being replaced by an electronic equivalent that’s thousands of times faster, more convenient and cheaper? Much like magazines, you turn to self-advertising, to remind the country, hey, we’re still around! Doing what you do on computers— but with paper!
Americans watching college football games and news broadcasts in the next...
1 tag
Drop Shrooms to End This Recession
Shroom trippin’! Plasma givin’! Morning studyin’! Cig quittin’! Coffee drinkin’! Miner smokin’! And more news about Cancer than you can shake a Cancer-ridden stick at, while having Cancer. It’s your Thursday health watch, where we watch your health— with those beady little eyes that just look so punchable.
Dropping shrooms will improve your...
1 tag
Exploding Toilet Injures Two at Federal Building
The Patriot Act may have granted the Department of Homeland Security virtually unlimited rights to do whatever they want to prevent terrorism, but it is sorely lacking in Plumbing System Protection clauses:
WASHINGTON — Restrooms are back in service at a General Services Administration building, where a toilet exploded and injured two federal workers.
The bathrooms at the GSA Regional...
