August 2011
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Horny Moose Co-Eds Manipulate Males to Fight
Remember in college, when you’d be at The Library (there’s a bar named The Library on every college campus in America, this is in the Constitution,) and two fratty looking dudes would break into a fistfight, while the chick they were fawning over looks on in shock and disgust? Then one of those dudes’ meeker, sidekick-ish friends swoops in to take her home? This happens...
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When Bears Attack
You don’t scream and cower and piss your pants, you punch that bear in the face.
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Health Watch: 1 in 4 Americans Party Harder Than...
This week, in Health: Rectal blasts, cyber bullying, binge drinking, masturbating, crying, not-not moving and How To Make It in Corporate America. Hint: the secret is to not be a dick. And now you owe me a consultant’s fee! Hint: the real secret is consultant’s fees.
Chewing more helps you eat less. It also helps you not tell that story about the little girl who beat cancer with...
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Lithuanians Want to Bottle, Sell You Their Scent
What does Lithuania smell like, and why in God’s name would anyone want to smell it?
Three Lithuanian entrepreneurs have created a new national fragrance in an attempt to make “scents” of what they say is a misunderstood country.
Dainius Rutkauskas and two other friends have created the Lietuvos Kvapas as a novel memory aid.
They claim the “national perfume” – which is more an...
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At This Dunkin' Donuts, America Runs on...
(Umm, this conveniently showed up in a Google Image Search for “dunkin donut.”)
America Runs on Dunkin’, sure, but America Also Runs on Blowjobs:
ROCKAWAY — A 29-year-old woman working the night shift at Dunkin Donuts is facing prostitution charges for allegedly taking breaks from selling donuts and coffee to provide sexual services in exchange for money.
Melissa Redmond,...
